Hello again, everyone, and welcome to the latest edition of the Business Briefcase, hot off the press!
I’d like to wish a happy belated birthday to my younger cousin! This is coming from the kindness of my heart, as I wasn’t promised a cut of the birthday loot. It’s unfortunate, because she made off like a bandit. I’m thinking about trying to get on some sort of program that will let me celebrate my birthday every month, gifts included. Plus, it’d be fun to tell people I’m 300-plus “years” old.